Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff has actually just been installed as the new president of Huxley University. His cavalier attitude towards education is not scheduled for his son Frank, who is seeing the university widow, Connie Bailey. Frank affects Wagstaff to hire 2 football gamers who socialize in a speakeasy, in order to defeat rival school Darwin. Unfortunately, Wagstaff incorrectly employs the misfits Baravelli and Pinky. Discovering that Darwin has defeated him to the "actual" players, Wagstaff gets Baravelli and Pinky to kidnap them, which results in an anarchic football ending.